Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle. (Nah, I just went through my favorites on YouTube. I don’t have the money to have this kind of variety on iTunes.)
Step 2: Pick a line from the first 8 songs that play.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from.
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly.

Just a heads up, I’m going to make it so these get harder as they go down. In other words, I’ll use lesser and lesser-known bands.

1. Devon, no longer living
Who had been rendered unwhole as a little child,
She was taken,
And then forsaken,
You will remember it all
Let it blow your mind again.

2. How can I pretend that I don’t see
What you hide so carelessly?
I saw her bleed.
You heard me breathe.
And I froze inside myself and turned away.
I must be dreaming.

3. Don’t fret precious, I’m here,
Step away from the window
Go back to sleep
Safe from pain and truth and choice
And other poison devils
See, they don’t give a fuck about you
Like I do.

4. Feel, damn you, feel, like you’re alive again
Take ten broken limbs, and make it alright for them
And I need you more, more than you’ll ever notice
But I need to do more if you’re to ever know this
Oh, you won’t care et al
No, you won’t care et al

5. I’m blessed,
I’m truly privileged to look this good without clothes on
Which only means that when I sing you’re jerking off
And when I’m gone you won’t remember

6. My sanity wrote a suicide note,
One of us is illiterate, the other is blind
My first act of treason was picking up a pen
My first act of love was finding myself again

7. Bludgeon abortion
Lethal amputation
Onslaught of torment
Embrace the offering
Necrotic flesh
Design of tainted surgery
Cold steel blade
Neutralize mortality

8. The bell tolls and I wonder
Who's gonna get killed tonight
Our prayers in vain
There's no way out
The saints are out of sight…
The saints are out of sight…
The saints are out of sight…
The saints are out of sight.